My college roommate from the past school year said that I was far better than his previous roommate.
"He complained about me to the RA, and I constantly heard him fapping to porn," he recalled in disgust. "When I used our bathroom after him, there would even be pubic hairs left on the edge of the sink."
"What an asshole," I replied. "I cleaned."
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