Timmy went to school every day. On Fridays, his teacher would ask a question and whoever got it right would be excused from school for a week.
One Friday the students were in class at the end of the day and the teacher asks the question. "How many grains of sand are there on the entire earth?"
"But mam, how are we supposed to know that?" The students respond.
"Well I guess I'll see you all Monday!"
The next week on Friday she gets the classes attention to ask another question. "How many pints of water are there on this entire earth?"
"Come on mam, that's not fair! How are we supposed to know that?"
"Well, I guess I'll see you on Monday!"
Timmy gets so mad and he comes up with an idea. Next Friday, Timmy brings 2 big bowling balls.
In class the teacher gets ready to ask. "So this weeks question is..." And Timmy rolls the balls to the front of the class. She sees them and says "Who's the comedian with the big black balls?"
"Bill Cosby, see you in a week!"
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