Little Jimmy comes home from school and asks his mom,
"Mommy, none of the other kids at school wear helmets. Why do *I* have to wear one?"
Jimmy's mother looked around thinking of a good answer.
"Well, Honey," she replied. "You need to put on *extra* protection because accidents happen.."
Jimmy stared back at her for a second until he said,
"But how come Daddy doesn't have to wear a helmet? I hear you say that to him every other night!"
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