A little girl is riding her bicycle down the street when she comes up to a stoplight. A cop on a horse pulls up next to her and says, "Nice bike you got there. Did you get it from Santa?" The little girl says "yes." The cop gives her a ticket and says "Next year, tell him to put reflectors on the bike." The little girl says, "Nice horse you got there. Did you get it from Santa?" and the cop says yes. The little girl says, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top" and rides away.
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