One day, the little boy asks his father "What is Politics?" The father thinks about it and then replies "Think of it this way. I make the rules in the house so I'm the President. Your mother pays the bills and enforces the rules, so she's the Government. The maid is the working class. Your the People, and your baby brother is the future. Now think about it and let me know tomorrow if that makes any sense." That night the little boy wakes up to his baby brother crying. He goes into his room and sees that his brother has taken the biggest crap ever in his diaper. So he goes to his parents room where he finds his mom fast asleep. He then goes to maids' room but it's locked. He peeks through the keyhole and sees his dad having sex with the maid. So the little boy changes the diaper himself and goes back to bed. The next morning the little boy tells his father, "I think I figured out Politics." The father says, "Great, let me hear it in your own words." The boy says, "Well, the President is screwing the working class while the Government is asleep. The People have to do everything themselves and the future is in deep shit."
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