Little Billy and his class went on a field trip with Ms. Marie

On their way back, the bus broke down and on top of that there was a huge storm. There was no way they could make it back that day so they decided to stay in a motel nearby for the night. The children were fed and put to bed.

Little Billy came to Ms Marie and said he couldn't sleep and the only way he could fall asleep was to put his pinky in someone's belly button. She said, "ok little Billy I will help you fall asleep". So she lied beside him. After a while she had a funny feeling and she said, "Now there Little Billy, that ain't my belly button but something else" and to that little Billy replied, "Oh that's alright Ms Marie that ain't my pinky either but something else!"

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