A drifter drives through town and stops by at the local bar. He buys a shot from bartender then asks, "Hey, I didn't see any local talent round here as I was coming in. What do y'all do to let off some steam?"
The Bartender gesture to the back door and replies, "We have a special barrel outback with corkhole in it. Ain't the real thing but feels helluva lot better than rightytighty."
The drifter doesn't think twice and says, "It'll do in a pinch", as he goes through the back door. The barrel was a few yards down the alley. He walks up to it and sees that the corkhole happened to be at perfect level, so he decides to drop his pants and have his way. And by golly, it felt pretty damn good. "He must waste a shit ton of vass on this," he said to himself, "I'll give him a nice tip when I'm done." After he finishes he goes back into the bar and says to the bartender, "Hey man I must say that worked damn good! Here is something to show my thanks."
As he was handing some cash over the counter the bartender just shakes his head, "No tip needed. It's complimentary."
"Really? Anything I can do?"
"Well, it is your turn in the barrel."
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