She asks the children if they know the story of what Easter is all about? First one raises a hand and she calls on him. "It's all about candy, and the Easter Bunny" She tells him to sit down and calls another child to answer. He says, " it's all about Jesus dying for our sins". Happily, she asks him to go on. "Well Jesus died, and was buried, and on the third day he arose and walked out of the tomb"
"Yes, that's right", she says, "what is the rest of the story?"
"Well, he walked from the tomb, and if he sees his shadow we have 6 more weeks of winter"
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