Little Billy

[A bit long]

One day Little Billy is sitting outside of his house, on the curb.
He is holding a cat under one arm, and has a bag of M&Ms in the other hand.

Across the street, Mr. Johnson is busy mowing his lawn.

Mr. Johnson looks over, and sees Little Billy and waves to him. Little Billy sees Mr. Johnson wave and waves back to him. A moment after that, Little Billy pops a M&M in his mouth, takes a bite out of the cat's butt and scoots down the curb.

Mr. Johnson says to himself..."Did I just see what I think I did? That kids always been weird anyways..." And continues on mowing.

A few moments go by and Mr. Johnson glances over to check on Little Billy, and within a second there goes Little Billy, poppin' a M&M in his mouth, taking a bite out of the cat's butt and scooting down the curb.

"What in the HELL is wrong with that kid!! I know what I saw this time!" Mr. Johnson says to himself, and then decides once he's done, he'd gonna talk to Little Billy.

So a few more moments go by and Mr. Johnson finishes up mowing and puts away his mower. He begins to walk over to Little Billy, who is still on the curb...and then he pops another M&M, takes a bite out of the cat's butt and scoots down the curb.

"Hi there Billy, how are you today?"

"I'm good Mr. Johnson, how are you?!"

"I'm doing well Billy, thank you."

Mr. Johnson looks over at Little Billy, he is still holding the cat under his arm and his bag of M&Ms.

"Say, Billy, what are you doing out here on the curb with a cat and M&Ms?"

"I'm playing!"

"What are you playing?"

"I'm playing Truck Driver!"

"Truck Driver? What's that?"

"Well, I'm poppin' pills, eating pussy and movin' down the road!"