Limos and Garages

One day in a kindergarten class, a young boy went up to a girl,
pulled down his pants and asked, "What's this?" and the little
girl said that she didnt know. Then later that day she went up
to him and pulled her pants down and asked, "What's this?" and
the little boy said that he didnt know. That day after school
each child went home. When the little boy got home he pulled
down his pants and asked his brother, "Whats this?" his brother
replies, "That is your limo. You can park it in any garage you
want to." Satisfied with the answer, the little boy went to his
room. At the same time at the little girl's house she pulled
down her pants and asked her sister, "What this?" and her sister
told her, "That is your garage. Dont let ANY limo park in it."
Satisfied, the little girl went to her room. The next day in
class the boy went over to the little girl, pulled down his
pants and said, "My big brother said that this is my limo and I
can park it in ANY garage I want to." The little girl pulled her
pants down and said, "Well, my sister told me this is my garage
and I cant let ANY limos park in it." When the little girl went
home, her hands were all bloody. Her sister asked her what
happened and the little girl said, "A limo tried to get into my
garage, and I pulled its front wheels off."