An old couple is making love in their old dusty bedroom when the woman stops and says "Harold, I've been meaning to ask you something." She gets off of the bed and pulls a shoebox out from under the bed. Harold gets a little nervous and she says, "Harold we've been married for 50 years and I just don't understand this." She opens up the box to reveal 3 golf balls and a stack of cash.
Harold says, "Martha, after 50 years of marraige to you I cannot lie. Each time I have been unfathful to you, I have placed a golf ball in this box to remind me of the injustice I have done to our relationship. I'm very sorry"
Martha says, "After 50 years of marraige, I can forgive you for 3 indescressions, you've stuck with me all these years and I love you. But I'm confused, what is with the cash?"
Harold says, "Well, everytime I got to a dozen I would sell them back to the golf shop."
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