There's a Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi. They're out playing golf, and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity.
So the Priest says, "we'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we give to charity."
The Minister said no, "we'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands outside the circle, that's what we'll give to charity."
The Rabbi says "No, no, no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!"
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