A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday
evening that reads: Dear Wife (that's what he called her): I am
54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the
Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him
that read as follows: Dear Husband (that's what she called him):
I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at
the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy
toy. You being an accountant will therefore appreciate that 18
goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.
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