A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!"
A man at the front of the bar stands up and says "Hey! I resent that!"
So the first man asks, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
"NO! I'm an asshole!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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