dont push it

A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could use the
restroom. She told him the men's room was broken, so he had to
use the women's room.
Then she said, ''But don't push the W.W. button, or the P.B.
button, and DO NOT push the A.T.R. button."


But of course he had to push the W.W. button, which he
discovered stood for warm water (sprayed on your butt). Then he
pushed the P.B. button, which stood for powder your butt. And
since those two things had been so pleasant, he pushed the
A.T.R. button.


He later woke up in a bright room and doctors were all around
him. When he asked why he was there, they asked him if he hit
the A.T.R. - automatic tampon remover - button.


The guy said, "Yes... what happened?"


The doctor said, "Your penis is on your pillow