Last night my girlfriend fell asleep before me, so I decided to lick her pussy until she woke up.

50 Ways to...

1. Watch the sunset-- on a sled. 2. Smile more, --it might get you a free...

If someone with...

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it...

The other day, a...

The suggestion gave me pause.

Accept

"If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept...

second language

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and...

HEADLINES

HEADLINES 1. Heroic dog drags problem child back into burning building....

Rise and Shine!

What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

In Soviet Rusia:

In soviet rusia, we post webs on the cat!

Recently I bought...

So I took it home in a huge box that titled the machine as Model Curiosity; I...

Heisenberg,...

Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were...