Voodoo Dildo

A Husband is about to embark on a year long business trip. He realizes that this will be a long time away from his wife. To deter her from cheating he sets out in the city one last time to find her a dildo. He searches every where and cannot find a single dildo that will keep his wife true to him. The man gives up home and walks home. On his way home he stumbles upon a strange shop and says "fuck it, why not" and goes in. Inside he finds an old lady and asks what the shop is and the old lady chuckles and says "why dear, this is a voodoo shop". The man, desperate, tells the old lady his situation, how his day was spent, and what he's looking for. The old lady says "I have just the thing!". She goes in the back room and returns with a wooden box. She opens it and inside is a dildo. The man says "I have seen many like this today, it's not what I'm looking for". He begins to walk to the door. Right as he's about to turn the door knob the old lady says "Voodoo dildo, door knob". The dildo jumps up and flies at the door knob and starts humping the shit out of it. The man spins back to the woman in amazement, exclaiming "How did you do that?!" she than explains "you must say 'voodoo dildo', followed by something for it to fuck". He asks "How do you make it stop?". She simply says "Voodoo dildo, wooden box" and the dildo stops, and flies back to the wooden box. The man excited with the find says "I'll take it!".
Right before the man leaves his house for the business trip he presents the dildo to his wife and whispers to her, "when you're ready to use this, say 'Voodoo Dildo, Vagina'" and leaves.
The wife, being curious, immediately gets naked and says "Voodoo Dildo, vagina" The dildo hops out of the box and starts fucking the living hell out of the woman. This goes on for an hour. She has orgasms multiple times, until finally she cannot take it any longer. She tries taking the dildo out but it keeps ramming her. Harder and faster. She quickly gets dressed and drives to the hospital. On the way the dildo continues to fuck her. She swerves all over the road having screaming orgasms almost every minute now. Her swerving causes a police officer to take notice and she is pulled over. The police officer walks up to her window and asks "Have you been drinking tonight?" the woman, having an orgasms as she speaks, says "No officer, there is a voodoo dildo that wont stop fucking me." To which the officer responds "Voodoo dildo, my ass".