Doctor says "Well this might hurt, I just want you do know." The hunter goes "don't worry doc, I've only been in pain twice in my life, this will be nothing."
So the doctor performs the spinal tap and sure enough, the hunter didn't flinch a muscle. Curious about the hunters statement, he asks "So, what are the two times you've been in pain"
Hunter says "I was hunting once and had to take a dump. I dropped my trousers and squated, and my nut sack triggered a bear trap I didn't see"
Wincing, the doctor asks "And the second?"
Hunter says "When I ran of of chain"
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