20 Inches

3 males were speeding on a highway. A nearby cop sees the
speeding car and pulls them over. Noticing that they are drunk,
he starts writing them a ticket. The 3 males, begging the gay
cop not to write them a ticket, says that they will never drink
and drive again. But the cop doesnt change his mind, telling
them that they should have thought of the consequences before
drinking and driving. After much pleading and arguing, the gay
cop tells the three males that if all three males' dicks add up
to 20 inches, they will be free to go, which they agree to. So
the first drops his pants, and the cop measures his penis. 10
inches. "10 more inches," says the cop. The second guy's penis
is measured, and comes out to 8 inches. Reminding the males that
20 inches is the requirement, he leads the third guy to the side
of the road to measure his penis. After a moment, the cop comes
back saying,"You guys got lucky, your friend popped a boner."