A teacher asked the students to use incompletely in a sentence. One student raises her hand and says " my homework is incomplete". The teacher says " close but I said to use incompletely". Little johnny raises his hand but knowing little johnnys tendencies the teacher was afraid to call on him. Nobody else raised their hand so the teacher calls on johnny. Little johnny replies " when my balls hit her asshole I know I'm in completely."
Appalled by the answer she sends johnny to the principal. She then asks to use the word handsome in a sentence. Little Susie raises her hand and the teacher calls on her. Susie says " when I blow johnny my mouth gets sore so I have to use my hand some."
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