Q: What did the ocean say to the airplane?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Do old planes retire?
A: No, they just get more turbulent.
Q: Why did the young plane study so hard?
A: He really wanted a higher education!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the jet?
A: It's over your head.
Q: What do you call a flying policeman?
A: A helicopper!
Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp!
Q: What keeps jazz musicians on earth?
A: Groovity!
Q: What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A: The temperature!
Q: I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?
A: A cloud
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