Key Chain Quotes

- I need more money, power, and less SHIT from you people.


- We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.


- Discourage inbreeding; ban country music.


- Life is short. Don't be a dick.


- Yoo hoo!! Here I am, at the bottom of your purse!


- Starlight Starbright where the hell is Mr. Right


- To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group


- I majored in liberal arts, would you like fries w/that.


- I majored in philosophy, would you like fries w/that.


- I want my man to have a VCR: Very Cute Rear


- I have PMS and a gun. Did you have a problem with that!?!


- I'm 17. Give me your credit cards, give me your keys and get
out of my way.


- I haven't found Mr Right but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy
and Mr Wrong


- You're just jealous cause the voices talk to me.


- It's Miss Bitch to you.


- How do you keep an idiot amused? Turn over. . . (on both sides
of keychain)


- I suffer from PMS... Putting up with Men's Shit


- If you're rich, I'm single.


- Men suffer from PMS too... Pretending to be Macho Studs


- If you shower in your clothes, it shows you're crazy. If you
shower nude, it show's your nuts!!!


- I'm immature, unorganized, irresponsible, lazy, and LOUD...
but I'm FUN.


- If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk!


- If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna piss you off. - or -
If it has tires or tits, it's gonna piss you off.


- Behind every great man is a great woman, and behind every
great woman is some guy staring at her ass!


- Bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass


- Birthdays only come once a year... aren't you glad you're not
a birthday?


- To some it's half empty, To some it's half full. To me it's
time for a beer run!


- (Written in really tiny writing) Nosy little fucker, aren't
you?


- (This is a visual gag. It's a condom inside plastic with the
caption) "In case of emergency, break glass." (What's really
funny is in tiny writing underneath) "Not recommended for use"


- I am so broke, I can't even pay attention.


- I am not a BITCH... I am *the* BITCH.


- I was put on this planet to make your life miserable.


- I'm in touch with my inner bitch.


- I am trying to graduate college with a 4.0 (blood alcohol
level).


- I do what the voices in my head tell me. Looking for Mr. Right
*crossed out* Mr. Wonderful *crossed out* Mr. Coffee!


- Heartbreaker, looking for next victim.


- In God we trust. All others we monitor.


- Not all women are annoying... some are dead.


- The nuns made me dress this way.


- You! Out of the gene pool!


- You must be this tall to ride this ride.


- Moody Bitch; seeking a caring, and understanding guy to dump
on.


B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Individual That Can Handle anything!