Just thought of this. Is actually the title of my shitty joke.

guy 1:"Man I Gotta drive 200 miles to see my gf."

guy 2: "Yea I gotta fly 600 miles to see my family."

guy 3: "I gotta fly 62 miles" ...

guy 1: uhh... okay guy. (light chuckle)

guy 3:"TO SPACE BITCH!" Said the astronaut.

...(sorry)

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