My body is all messed up. All messed up I tell ya. It hurts to pee, I can't quit itching my balls...I'm even losing skin on my pecker (and there ain't much to lose I tell ya)...
So I go to my doctor and they do all the std tests known to man.
Two weeks later the doctor calls me back and says "Good news, you came back negative on all of your tests"
I tell him, "Good news?! You find out you got an STD the world don't know about yet and call it 'Good news'"
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