Him and his wife and tired of it, it's really starting to hurt their marriage.
Bob decides to take the second half of his day off work and head to the doctor searching for a solution. "Well Dick, it's just happening to fast and I can't seem to get it under control, any ideas?" "Well Bob, a trick you can try for now is a simple one, when ever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." Bob leaves the doctors feeling reassured, what a brilliant plan he thought, on his way home he started to brainstorm - what could reliably startle him? He passed a gun shop on the way home and it clicked, a starter pistol! He pulls in excitedly and picks up his new secret weapon. Deciding to abandon any other errands he had, Bob went straight home, it was finally time to make things right with his wife! Surprising her with his early arrival, she was already naked and ready to go. Before long they were 69ing and he felt the urge and fired the pistol!
The next day he went to the doctors and Dick asked "Well, how did it go?"
"Horrible, when I fired the pistol my wife bit off 3 inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my neighbour came out of my closet naked with his hands up!“
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