A nun who works in a hospice is being shown around a nearby hospital as part of a tour. The doctor is bringing her through a ward of patients when she suddenly sees a man furiously jerking off in his bed. The doctor steers her away from this scene and says "I'm sorry you had to see that sister, but that man has a terrible condition that requires him to drain his semen several times a day. If he doesn't do that, he'll die." The nun was taken aback, but she said "Of course, I understand." They continued their tour until a few minutes later, when they suddenly came across a young attractive nurse giving a blowjob to one of the patients. He was lying in his bed and seemed to be enjoying himself. This time the nun cut in before the doctor had a chance to speak. "Really now," she said "I can make an exception for the first incident, but this is too much!" The doctor protested "but sister, you don't understand! This man is suffering from the very same condition as the first man you saw!" The nun wasn't convinced. "Well why can't he manage it on his own then?" She asked. The Doctor shrugged and said, "better insurance."
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