Dad hands me a cd he got of a local country singer.
Dad: "Here you go son. Check it out; she's actually pretty good."
Me: "I don't know if I'd like it"
Dad: "You should! She's actually your age. She's really nice too. You wouldn't like her though. Not your type"
Me: "What, Country?"
Dad: "Attractive"
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