One morning, a girl was taking a shower with her mom. She asked, "Mommy, Mommy, what are those?"
The Mom says "Those are titties, dear."
"When will I get those?" the girl asks.
"When you're older." the Mom says.
The next morning, the girl is taking a shower with her dad.
"Daddy, Daddy, what's that?" she asks
"That's a penis, dear." he replies
"When will I get that?" she asks
"In ten minutes when your mom goes to work."
[I remember hearing this in high school and had to share]
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