Llega Pepito con su mam�, que est� embarazada, y le pregunta:
"�Mam�, qu� es lo tienes en el est�mago?"
"Un ni�o."
"�Y quien te lo dio?"
"Tu pap�."
Pepito sale coriendo a ver a su pap� y le dice:
"Oye, pap�, no le des ni�os a mi mam�, porque se los come."
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