Its the world cup final and a man sits down and realizes that the seat next to him is empty. He turns to the guy the other side of the seat and asks. "is the person sitting here with you?"
The man cheerlessly replies, "it was my wife's seat, but she sadly passed away"
"how awful, do you not have any family or friends you could have given the ticket to?"
"well no, they're all at the funeral"
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