The father dies instantly, and the son is taken to the nearest hospital. The doctor comes in and exclaims "I can't operate on this boy."
"Why not?" the nurse asks.
"Because he's my son," the doctor responds.
How is this possible?
The doctor is also his father!! Gay people can have kids too. Stop being so heteronormative and assuming the doctor was his mother. :p
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