... And the doctors says, "Well everything seems to be fine, is there anything else I can help you with?". The man says, "Yea, can I have two pills of Viagra?". The doctor asks what for so the man replied, "Well my wife is coming over on Saturday, and then on Sunday my girlfriend and I are going to hang out." The doctor then gives him the two pills and tells the man to come back Monday so he can check if he reacted well to the Viagra. So the weekend passes by and now it's Monday so the man goes back to see his doctor. Again ever thing turned out fine but the doctor notices that this time the man's arm is in a cast with a strap around it so it can hang from his shoulder. He says, "Well everything is fine again, but may I ask whatever happened to your arm?". The man replied, "Oh, none of them showed up".
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