There was once a little boy. Without knowing that his mum was getting dressed, he walked into the room she was doing so. "Whats that?" asked the little boy."That my dear, is my jungle." She replied.
Later on that day, he went into the toilet not knowing his gran was taking a shower. "What are they gran?" "They are my lights."
After tea he went through to the sitting room to see that his dad was masterbating. "What is that?" "That is my snake."
At night the little boy walked into his mum and dads bedroom, turned the light on and saw his mum and dad having sex. He shouted "quick gran turn your lights on, daddys snake is going into mummys jungle!!!"
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