Dog star


Jerry is excited that he's been hired to play his trumpet for a movie score.


After the sessions, which go beautifully, Jerry can't wait to see the finished product.


A little embarrassed, the producer explains that the music is for a porn flick that will be out in a month.


A month later, Jerry, with his jacket collar up and wearing dark glasses, goes to see the film.


He sits in the back next to an elderly couple who also seem to be wearing disguises.


The movie starts, and it is the filthiest, most perverse porn flick ever, group sex, S&M, golden showers and then, halfway through, a dog gets in on the action.


The dog has sex with all the women and most of the men.


Embarrassed, Jerry turns to the old couple and whispers, "I'm only here for the music.


The old woman turns to Jerry and whispers back, "That's OK, we're just here to see our dog."


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown

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