Superman was flying around Metropolis one day using his Supervision to stop wrongdoers. As he is flying by the beach he spies Wonder Woman sunbathing face down, completely naked. So he thinks to himself, "I'll never get another chance like this I've always wanted to Superbone her so here's what I'll do: I'll fly down there, give her some Supersauce faster than a speeding bullet, and be out of there before she knows what happened." So he proceeds to fly down to the beach, fulfills a lifelong dream, and is out of there faster than a speeding bullet. Wonder Woman immediately sits up and says, "What the fuck was that?" And the Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but it hurt like hell."
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