Doctor: oh my God! What happened to you.
Woman: every time my husband gets home drunk he beats the hell out of me.
Doctor: oh I see, here take this lollipop, the next time your husband gets drunk, just take that lolipop out and start sucking it, don't think or say anything just focus on that lollipop.
Woman: are you sure that will help.
Doctor: yes, come back next week to see how it went.
The woman leaves and comes back a week later, without a bruise in her body.
Doctor: I see the lollipop worked.
Woman: yes, I did it exactly like you told me and my husband didn't even say a word to me, and went straight to bed.
Doctor: well, see how nice it is when you keep your mouth shut.
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