Once there was a boy named Johnny Fuckerfaster. He was having sex with a girl under the porch and his mom came out looking for him.
"Johnny!" his mom called
"Shh" said johnny to the girl, still fucking her.
"JOHNNY!" his mom hollered
"Shh" said johnny, trying to hurry up and finish
"JOHNNY FUCKERFASTER!" his mom shrieked
"Jeezus christ ma I'm going as fast as I can!" yelled Johnny.
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