John went into the bushes to take a leak, and a moment later he screamed and came stumbling out.
"A rattlesnake bit me!" he yelled. "Got me right on the wang!"
Larry took out his cell phone and called 911, and they in turn switched him to poison control. A doctor got on the line and Larry said, "My friend just got bit by a rattlesnake! What should I do?"
"First of all, stay calm," said the doctor. "Do you have a pocket knife?"
"Yes."
"Good. You'll have to locate the two fang marks."
"Check."
"Take your knife and make a shallow incision right across the marks."
"Okay."
"Then put your lips over the incision and suck. Keep it up for a minute or so. That should get all the venom out, and your friend will be fine."
"Gotcha, thanks!"
He hung up and went over to John.
"What did the doctor say?" asked John.
"He said you're going to die."
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