Joe and Carl are roommates.One time when Carl returned from job he saw Joe in the kitchen hitting his wrist with a spoon.Carl asked Joe what is he doing. Joe answered
-I'm gonna kill myself.
Carl facepalmed and said:
-Why don't you try with a knife ?
Joe rolled his eyes and said:
-I already tried, but it hurts too much.
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