Benjamin wakes up after a night of heavy drinking and while taking a piss is shocked to find what he believes to be a rash around his dick. It's an unusual rash at that. He notices that it alternates in red and brown rings.
He immediately rushes to the ER to show a doctor. The doctor walks in and examines the rings.
Doc: "Well, Benjamin, I've got good news and bad news, which one do you want first?"
Benjamin: "Give me the good news first, Doc."
Doc: "The red ring is lipstick."
Benjamin: "Thank god! But whats the bad news?"
Doc: "The brown ring is Copenhagen."
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