A woman arrives at a party and while scanning the crowd spies a handsome man standing on his own.
She makes her move, walking up to him, smiling and saying 'Hi, my name is Carmen.'
'A beautiful name for a beautiful lady,' the man replies 'Is it a family name?'
'No' she says 'I actually chose it for myself, it contains the two things I love the
most - cars and men, hence Carmen.'
The man smiles 'Interesting' he replies.
'And what's your name?' the woman asks.
'B.J. Titsengolf'
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