He sits down and the bartender tells him if he puts $5 in the jar and completes 3 different tasks he would win all the money in the jar.
The man agrees to try. He puts the $5 in the jar and then the bartender proceeds to tell him what he first 3 tasks are.
"First you have to drink a whole bottle of tequila without making a face. Second there's a angry Rottweiler out back with a sore tooth that you need to pull. And finally there's an old woman upstairs who has never had sex in her life. Go upstairs have sex with her and then you'll get all the money."
The man agrees to the challenge and puts $5 in the jar.
He first grabs the tequila and downs the whole bottle without making a face. The bartender then tells him go outside next. The man then heads outside to complete his second task.
While the man is outside the bartender can hear the Rottweiler growling and howling and making a lot of noise as he completes the second task.
He''s out there for awhile and finally comes back in obviously exhausted. He has blood, scratches, and bite marks covering his body. He then turns to the bartender and says "Okay, now where's the lady with the sore tooth."
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