Jimmy's parents were divorced...

And his mother had him for the weekend so she decided to take him to the zoo. After walking around for awhile, they end up at the elephants. Jimmy says go his mom:
What's that hanging from the elephant mommy?
And his mother says:
Well, that's the elephant's trunk.
And Jimmy says:
No, no, in the back of the elephant.
And his mother says:
Well, that's the elephant's tail.
And Jimmy says:
No, no, right in front of the tail, hanging from the elephant.
And his mother says:
Well, that's nothing.

So the next weekend, Jimmy's father has him, and asks him what be would like to do. Jimmy says he wants to go to the zoo, and when they get there he goes straight to the elephants. He says to his dad:
What's that hanging from the elephant daddy?
And his dad says:
Well, that's his trunk.
And Jimmy says:
No, no, in the back of the elephant.
And his father says:
Well, that's his tail.
And Jimmy says:
No, no, right in front of that.
And his father says:
Well, Jimmy, that is the elephant's penis.
And Jimmy says:
Penis? Mom said that's nothing.

"Well, your mother is a dirty whore Jimmy"