Jill's legs

So this new bar opens and the owner can't think of a name. So he decides to
name the bar after the 3rd person who walks in. It takes doesn�t take long and
soon the 3rd customer walks in.


the owner jumps up and walks over to the girl. �You're the 3rd person to enter
my bar and I'm going to name it after you.�


�Okay�, she says, �my name is Jill�.


The owner looks her over and says, �I like your legs so I'm going to name the
bar 'Jill's Legs'�


The next day a bum is sitting outside the bar and a cop asks him what he's
doing. He answers, �Waiting for Jill's Legs to open so I can get a drink!�