Three Wanna Be Priests

There were these three wanna be priests and they went up to a real priest. They asked him how they could become a priest. He said that they had to do something bad.


So the first priest runs out and robs a bank, the second one shoots an old lady the third one I will tell you later.


So they go up to the real priest and he asks the first one what he did bad.
He said he robbed a bank. The real priest says good go drink the holy water.
He asks the second one and says what did yo do bad.


He said he shoot an old lady. The priest says good go drink the holy water.


Then the priest says what did you do bad to the third wanna be. He said he pissed in the holy water