jew jokes

1. whats the difference between boarding schools and a jew? children come back from boarding school camps
2. did you hear about the jewish santa pedophile? he comes down the chimney and says "hey kiddies want some free pressies?"
3. what do you call a bunch of jewish girls at an abortion clinic? concentration camp
4. how do you kill a jew? throw a bar of soap in the shower room
5. whats grosser than the holocaust? an worm in my apple
6. how do you sort out a jewish boy with adhd? sent him to an concentration camp
7. did you hear about the german oven? it seats six
8. why are jews like sperm? cause only 6 million of them actually work
9. whats wrose than 9/11? telling a jew he dropped a coin
10. whats the difference between a bed and a jew? i relax on my bed after work
11. why did the jews wander the dessert for 40 years? cause they heard someone dropped a quarter