In his teens Jesus was doing some carpentry work. He gets up on the roof of a house to fix the roof and he sees God looking down at him.
" Hi there me", says God.
" Hi me, right back at you. ", says Jesus.
"What did you call me? ", Jesus here's someone shouting indigantly below.
"oops, I guess I should be more careful to not talk to myself around jews. " Jesus thinks.
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