Here's one my 84 years old grandfather told me. It's a joke from Soviet times.
A man hooks up with a whore and pays her for an hour. They get to a staircase of a commie block house where all the lightbulbs are broken and it's very dark there.
He manages to last only 5 minutes and then he's done.
She asks if she may leave, but he responds «No, wait for me here» and goes out to the street. There he finds another man and asks him if he wants to have a whore for 50 minutes for half the price.
The man agrees and goes into the house. Meanwhile a policeman spots their deal and goes after him with a flashlight. He finds the two at the staircase.
— Who do you fuck there? — asks the policeman.
— My wife.
— I don't think so, it's a whore!
— Well, I also thought it was a whore... until you've turned the flashlight on!
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