Three men become deserted on an Island after their Boat crashes. They soon encounter the King of the Island who promises a way off the Island. The only catch is only one of them is allowed off the Island.
The King requests that whoever finds the most Ping Pong Balls on the Island will be granted the way off the Island. The three go their separate ways to find the most Ping Pong Balls.
The first man comes back after four weeks with a bag full of Ping Pong Balls. Roughly around 200. He hands them to the King and the King replies with "oh that's good but you'll have to wait until your two other friends return to see who got the most." The two await the other men to return.
Two months later the second man returns with three bags of Ping Pong Balls. Roughly around 600. He hands them to the King and the King replies with "that's good you've beat your friend, but you'll have to wait until your other friend returns."
Months go by and the third man hasn't returned. Months continue to go by and the man still hasn't returned. Years go by and still no response. The man who had around 600 Ping Pong Balls asks if he can leave the Island. The King says that they must wait until he returns.
Three years have gone by and the final man returns with two giant sacks, dragging them with all his strength. The King shocked says "oh wow! It looks like you have the most Ping Pong Balls already!" The man confused replies with "Ping Pong Balls? I thought you said King Kong Balls!"
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