A new porn site donates a penny to charity after every view. So far, I've personally donated over $6,000. I'm a 'giver'!
Caitlyn Jenner's on the cover of S.I.'s 'Where are they now?' issue. Better than the 'Where are his privates now?' issue.
God is Over 250 ISIS fighters killed by U.S. air strikes. Now i believe it...God is NOT dead!
Barnes & Nobel will start selling alcohol in certain stores. Now you can get blasted in the war section or buzzed by the insect books
Rio's Governor says the Olympics could be "A big bust." BTW, that also explains what happened to him last yr at the RIO airport!
Do you believe in omens? My psychiatrist has a tattoo of the seven dwarfs in Nazi uniforms running up his arm!
On this day in 1975 Cher married Greg Allman & quickly divorced him saying "I made an awful mistake". Sonny Bono replied "Tell me about it!"
The flick "The Purge' premieres this weekend. It's about an election yr where anything goes & NOTHINGS illegal. are they sure this is fiction?
Ego-maniac driven professions; Fine dinning chef, Symphony conductor, & anyone at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles!
My nephew Skeeter has a weight problem. I knew it was bad when his bakery took out a restraining order.
Today's Inspirational Thought; The desperate turn to faith, the masses turn to acceptance, the successful to compromise.
I got a recall notice on my pacemaker. They told me to mail it in for a replacement.
Sunday we'll celebrate our separation from England. If only we could celebrate or separation from debt!
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